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Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading
If this If this grotesque slob Gets the President’s job It will loudly proclaim To all of our shame We’re the land of the freaks And the home of the brained. You buffoonish poseur With a comb-over sure To make sane folk cringe As you prove you’re unhinged You fat pompous fuck With a mouth … Continue reading
Three of America’s finest minds sat down to dinner the other evening at Restaurant Alain Ducasse at the Essex House in New York, and all agreed to tackle one of the foremost questions facing this country right now. Donald Trump, Rick Perry and Rush Limbaugh were in solid agreement that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate … Continue reading
Oh what a marshmallow figure he cuts A combed-over hot air balloon of a putz The very ideal of orangutan man An orange-y presence, the shit in the fan With an oversized ego as large as his waist A sour expression – complexion of paste A blurter of nonsense – of witless ideas Of bluster … Continue reading
Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall … Continue reading
I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 