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The “Undecideds”

It grieves and saddens me no end that the fate of our beloved country, as well as that of all of the so-called “free world” (that’s funny), lies in the hands of some people who have been called the “undecideds.” It seems to me that these “undecideds” are people who profess that they just can’t … Continue reading

Romneycide

Watching Mitt Romney comMitt Romneycide is very entertaining – albeit disgustingly embarrassing. He is his own Jersey Shore. But enough of the comedic portion of this post. Anyway, assisting in Romneycide, is the Romney “brain” trust – or: Bush’s cold left-overs – the same cretins who advised W…and we all  know how intelligent – and  prudent – … Continue reading

The GOP Convention: A Never-Before-Seen Television Milestone

Last night at the GOP Convention of racist, delusional, gullible white people, the Mitt Romney “brain” trust chose, by way of introducing Mr. Romney to the television audience at large, a rumpled, rambling, ventriloquist who – in an entertainment first – was his own dummy. This has been a Barking in the Dark exclusive.   … Continue reading

God Holds Press Conference

In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover … Continue reading

The Ballad of Mitt Romney or: What You See is What You Get…Get It?

Mitt you’re cute   And to boot   You fill a suit   The rest is moot.         © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may … Continue reading

To All The Wonderful Readers of This Blog

In order to take the best shot possible I have decided to write a second episode script. I won’t be able to comment, or return comments, for at least another week. I will probably just re-post some beginning older blogs that got very little – or no – attention when they were originally posted. My … Continue reading