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NOW MORE THAN EVER; OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Donald Trump’s decision to withhold the aid money approved by Congress was made in order to coerce a partner nation into helping his personal political fortunes. This cold decision has posed life-and-death risks to Ukrainian families. He has their blood on his hands. Ever since I was old enough to understand politics and politicians I … Continue reading

TRUMP APPOINTS NEW WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF!

Donald J. Trump reached out today to tap as the new White House Chief of staff Bobby Sam Mowze of Corinth, Mississippi. Mr. Mowze was notified of his appointment while with his family at the annual Corinth Duct Tape festival. “I ’bout near commenced to choked on a mouthful of Clara Belle Sneed’s vinegar bean … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: ALICE, OF WONDERLAND, HOLDS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE CALLS U.S. AN “ASYLUM”

Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE SIT FOR THE FLAYING OF OUR NATIONAL ANATHEMA

What more can be said about the clowning glory that is Donald J. Trump. Today, America witnessed the eulogizing of a man whose sense of honor, morality and duty – whether you agreed with his policies or not – stands in stark contrast with the hollow blowhard who now sits behind the very same desk … Continue reading

TRUMP IS CRIMINALLY INSANE.

Even as I write scree after scree regarding the abject failures of Donald Trump – certainly as someone who controls America’s policy but more sadly as his masquerade as a human – I am painfully aware that of all his many failures the one regarding climate change is the most destructive and will, unless we … Continue reading

THE WALKING TELL

Why on earth does anyone care that a weakling like Donald Trump calls them a name? Any – any – insult that comes from such an insult to humanity as this thing is should be proudly worn as a badge of honor. I can only hope to be on the receiving end of an insult … Continue reading