According to a source close to Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign, Trump characterized last Saturday’s bombings in New York’s Chelsea district as both “good news and bad.” The source reported that Trump said; “Believe me, I know good headlines and this damn ridiculous bombing has stolen all the good headlines – and I would … Continue reading
To who it concerns, Now I hear on the TV that eatin meat depresses you??? If you eat a stake you will get depressed??? Where does all this unG-dly claptrap come from anyways? Huh? Meat depressed? My hubby Reverend Ray Bob Dotteren and me have bin eatin all kinds of meat provided by the … Continue reading
Dr. Harvey Farr-Klempt, the pediatrician who delivered Donald Trump, went on the Fox TV show The Real Surgically Enhanced Trophy Wives of Sutton Place. Facing penetratingly heavy questioning – especially from housewives Bambi and Tiff’nee – the 92 year old Dr. Farr-Klempt said; “I could tell immediately that Mr. Trump was the most tremendously robust, … Continue reading
Yesterday, laundries in and around our nation’s capital – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Values Voters Summit could appear … Continue reading
I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. Thay are both reel good boys, polite and verry well groomed as they should be because … Continue reading
If there was any doubt in anyone’s mind that Donald Trump is a cynical piece of shit, Saturday’s display of arrogant empty bloviating in Detroit in front of the Great Faith Ministries International church should serve to dispel that doubt. He read his remarks from a prepared script which he said he wrote himself…Sure ya … Continue reading