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TED AND THE DONALD MAY BE BAD BUT…

Down through the years the Republicans have Given us bum after bum Harding and Hoover and Reagan and Nixon and W Ad nauseum (And this is just to name some) While some were just bad and some more inept And some like Bush two a disgrace The wonder to me Is how the hell they … Continue reading

AT A TRUMP RALLY

Behind the scene: Backstage he knows what he’ll do – yes  Go out there, rev up all the clueless Work them up into an Amurican lather Give ’em that old tried ‘n true red-meat blather But for now make ’em wait – let ‘em stew (Don, these jerks are too good to be true) In … Continue reading

TRUMP AND PALIN: TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME! OR: IOWA, WHY’RE YA?

      You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.”   When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun   I’m sick of all your … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading