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George Costanza

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PRESIDENT COSTANZA STRIKES AGAIN…AND SO THERE!

  “I will hold my breath until you stop investigating my crimes” said President George Costanza today.   Vowing to not take a breath for as long as it takes, President Costanza today defied congress even as he began to turn from orange to blue. As usual, Nancy Pelosi’s measured remarks stood out in stark … Continue reading

THE WALKING TELL

Why on earth does anyone care that a weakling like Donald Trump calls them a name? Any – any – insult that comes from such an insult to humanity as this thing is should be proudly worn as a badge of honor. I can only hope to be on the receiving end of an insult … Continue reading

WILL THE REAL GEORGE STAND UP?

Donald Trump is the real George Costanza. He is a cowardly fool clumsily lying his way through any and every situation. An ignorant poseur acting a part which he has never for a second cared to research. A pitiful clown without a shred of self-awareness which might lead him to even suspect for a moment … Continue reading

Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters or: Mitt, Rick, Newt, Ron… Josef Goebbels Here, Guten Tag…

Hello, Mitt? Rick? Newt? Ron? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Josef  again, Josef Goebbels… (listens) Ja, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? As I always say; time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens) Babies, kinderle, forget the Herr shit … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading

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