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Newt Gingrich

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Newt: Me? Racist?

Newt Gingrich paused over his plate of fried chicken, greens, and cornbread, to answer critics of his latest racially charged statements. Said Mr. Gingrich, “These criticisms are ludicrous at best, anyone who knows me knows I have many, many Negro friends – and, it is a matter of record that I am one of the … Continue reading

The Ballad of the New Hampshire Republican “Debate” Re-Cap or: Who’s on First, What’s on Second, I Don’t Know is on Third.

New Hampshire: a white-wing wing dinger (Think white-wing’s a slip of the finger?) The circus rolled in The seals flapped their fins Hoping to hear that ka-ching-a   We watched as they tried to devour Each other in their finest hour Ricks – dumb and Newt vicious Mitt, Ron, All: suspicious Of whatever gives working … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Republican Candidates or: Would Anybody Like Some Mixed Nuts?

And now – The Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed   There’s “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: was “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who looks good in … Continue reading

A DONALD TRUMP NEWS SPECIAL: (A Sneak Preview of Donald Trump’s Questions to the Republican Debaters)

Barking in the Dark has recently had the rare privilege of receiving an advance copy of the questions that moderator Donald Trump will be posing to the Republican candidates in their upcoming December 27th debate in Des Moines, Iowa. We received this list from someone close to the Trump organization and under a pledge of … Continue reading

Part 2: The Ballad of Newt (in Honor of his “Surge”)

Because of his “surge” I still have the urge To do some more Nit Goongrich trashin’ His new campaign stops Are just Photo-ops For his book so this poseur can cash in Old Newtie’s rooters (Limbaugh leisure suiters) And others who’ve been Fox-TV’d All turn out and look Happy you sign their book Funny – … Continue reading