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And now – The Republican field
Adding all of their IQ’s would yield
A remarkable sum
Giving them headaches from
How to keep this much dumbness concealed
There’s “kids could be janitors” Newt
Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot”
Cain: was “what affairs?”
Michelle: well…who cares?
And Mitt who looks good in a suit
As a group they have no self-awareness
They (and their base) couldn’t care less
Au currant as brown suits
They all should wear clown suits
It’s a farce that this is their best
Cain: he’s now gone – it’s a blessing
Prick Perry’s a bundle of gaffs
Bachmann’s still Bachmann – depressing
And the rest are just good for some laughs
Santorum: just look at who’s for ‘im
There’s privatize healthcare Ron Paul
And if Huntsman were a cuntsman they’d adore ‘im
And Mitt: still fills suits and that’s all
Tho’ Newt he’s now having a surge
(Excuse me while I go and purge
This party’s for jerks, for conmen, a scourge
Of the Kochs and religious right church
Their hearts pledged to Grover, their souls to the Kochs
Purse opened to all corporations
In future to reference them look under jokes*
*Also see anal evacuations
On tax cuts for their rich pals they’re certain
But to pass a jobs bill’s too exertin’
They lied us to war
Kids went to die for
Kellogg Brown Root – Halliburton
The lies that these imbeciles weave O
MG and they think we believe Yo
Their arrogance pains us
Their sheer denseness drains us
It’s good we can fast-forward TiVo
Be you plumber, or welder, pot scrubber
Seafaring folk or landlubber
If for this crowd you’re pro
Someone kindly should throw
Your ass into to a room made of rubber.
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Oh how I pray you don’t ( ‘cos you becomes we on the World stage)end up with a Nut Job in the White House.
PS Loved the image of the ass bouncing around a room made of rubber. hahahha
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Posted by Single Malt Monkey | December 22, 2011, 8:19 ambe afraid…be very afraid…altho’ it does appear that the tories are shooting themselves in the foot right now…only thing is – we must never underestimate the stupidity of the masses…we’ll see. i too sure hope we elect the right person here (obama) for us – and yes, the world – and to that point you made, you’re correct – it was bush/cheney that kicked off this current world-wide economic meltdown. so, fingers crossed. thanks for the comment SMM. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 22, 2011, 10:09 pmTotal agreement here.
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | December 19, 2011, 11:45 pmI know…Thank you Re. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 20, 2011, 1:06 amThis just never gets old! I feel like Oliver with my bowl out asking for more.
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Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | December 18, 2011, 4:56 amThank you Dee, i shall endeavor to keep said bowl filled to the brim. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 18, 2011, 9:26 pmNow, now….. we should be thankful they are making it so easy for people to see how rediculous they truly are! They are providing great material for your ballads, & its mildly entertaining to boot!
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Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | December 18, 2011, 2:38 amthank you Janet, yeah – it is a bit like taking candy from a ninety year old i guess but – what the hell huh? and they are entertaining – to the point of distruction. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 18, 2011, 9:36 pmIt’s hard to believe that this is the field for the Republicans. I can’t imagine the things they’d be advocating if they moved any further to the right.
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Posted by lisahgolden | December 18, 2011, 1:05 amunfortunately i know you can imagine these “things” Lisa h, just close your eyes – you got your slavery, your child labor, your police state, no unions, the chair for stealing a loaf of bread, a private armed forces, overt (no “c”) wars for profit, shall i go on? naaah, it’s way too grim. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 18, 2011, 9:42 pmIf you add all their IQ’s, you might just end up with a total within the “normal” range…. But Michele’s will definitely subtract from the sum.
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Posted by She speaks.... | December 17, 2011, 2:18 amhahaha…yeah, but whut about that durn Perry galoot? thanks She. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 17, 2011, 5:09 amEG not sure how you read that…i said she (and all of ’em) are trying to hide “dumbness”. read it again. yeah, Mitt does look good in a suit by golly. thanks for the comment, enjoyable as usual. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 17, 2011, 12:37 amWow, I read it completely in reverse – thinking that it said they were trying to conceal their brains to play to the lowest common denominator.
Says something about my hope(?) for politics…
Thanks for setting me straight, and apologies for my confusion!
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Posted by El Guapo | December 17, 2011, 2:32 amwhew…i was beginning to think it was me. no – au contraire mon frere – since you didn’t read it right you’d be perfect for politics. thanks EG and continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | December 17, 2011, 5:07 amThank you for reminding me that Mitt is consistent. Dude can rock a suit.
And as far as the opening stanza – are we sure Bachmann is hiding brains?
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Posted by El Guapo | December 16, 2011, 9:49 pm