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I’m Karl Rove – call me Herr Why should I even care If you’re poor or in need or you starve eh? I think I’m quite fair Why do they compare What I am to white grubs or fly larvae? Me? I never harmed anyone I never had any fun In high school they … Continue reading
Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, and leading Republican candidate for President in 2012, has decided to bring back the guillotine as a combination execution/entertainment for the people of Texas. “Ah want to do something nice for all mah constituents an ah got the idea the other night while watching that movie Quills on The Fox … Continue reading
Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n … Continue reading
Recently, at a well-secured remote ranch outside of Austin Texas in temperatures above 105 degrees – where silverfish and other insects thrive – Rick Perry pledged to America’s leading evangelical leaders that, if elected President, he would work to deny women the right to any kind of abortion, which means even in cases where a … Continue reading
On the virtual eve of a brand new season, God was charged today with allegedly fixing the outcomes of the last forty years worth of games played in the National Football League. According to her attorney, God “at no time had anything to do with any of the players who, when games were over, would … Continue reading
I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progressive and liberal people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on G-ds … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 