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Ted Cruz

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THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

Ted Cruz Drunk on the booze Of power obtained From all the hare-brained Who voted him in Who now have to grin And bear all the pain And all the hard rain They’ve brought on us all When Cruz took his ball And cut short the game Saying “I’m not to blame I just want … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS U.S.A.

  On Monday, October first, in a concerted midnight strike the Republican Air Force bombed every major city in the USA.       Flying above heavy flak the Republicans decimated city after city with precise pattern bombing.  Today they issued a statement saying in part; “They made us do it. It had to be … Continue reading

ODE TO THE TEA PARTY

Go fuck yourselves you stupid hicks You dumb destructive yahoo pricks You morons all on Cruz control Who’d suck our nation down a hole Because you cannot stand the fact The White House occupant is black You idiots without a clue As to why, as to who You’re carrying the water for The scumbag Kochs, … Continue reading

NEWEST OBAMA FLAP – REPUBLICANS UP IN ARMS

In an exclusive interview last evening on MSNBC-TV’s Rachel Maddow Show President Barack Obama came out strongly in favor of breathing. Said The President: “Breathing is one of the most important and productive things we can all do – it costs nothing and keeps us alive, I myself am breathing right now as I speak … Continue reading

Fuck Planned Parenthood! Fuck Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading