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Because of his “surge” I still have the urge
To do some more Nit Goongrich trashin’
His new campaign stops
Are just Photo-ops
For his book so this poseur can cash in
Old Newtie’s rooters (Limbaugh leisure suiters)
And others who’ve been Fox-TV’d
All turn out and look
Happy you sign their book
Funny – they either can’t or don’t read
But what do you care, that’s not why you’re there
Callista’s gems need to be paid for
You’re lower than roaches
You’re roaches with brooches
You are the thing we have Raid for
Hey Newtie, get out and shake your booty
You’ve got
A lot of crap to flog
Your best shot
At winning something cutie
Is first place as County Fair prize hog
You vulture
You serial adult’rer
(Don’t mean to insult this noble bird)
You rupture
You intelligence insulter
You’re good as the bullshit that’s your word
Those jerks at your book launch, they must really be staunch
To shake the hand of such a fleecer
But as soon as they leave go
Straight to Home Depot
For industrial strength grade de-greaser
Of ethics devoid, you’re a large hemorrhoid
You’re the rectum of every right-winger
You can’t novocaine us
We “feel” you’re an anus
It’s our pleasure to give you the finger
You’re the right’s great white hope, smoother than soap
Whatever your words are they quote ‘em
Oooh Newt you’re, it seems,
A ginourmously large looming scrotum
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Barking In The Dark 
I aspire to be such a wordsmith !
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Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | November 17, 2011, 3:19 amAnother fine entry in the Political Poem book. I would have enjoyed it more if I didn’t have the words “Newt” and S”Surge” in my brain when I got to the description of his scrotum.
Bleagh.
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Posted by El Guapo | November 16, 2011, 9:25 pmhahahaha…oh well… thanx EG. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 2:02 amOn my feet applauding! Roaches with brooches. . . . Oh, beautiful.
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Posted by Averil Dean | November 16, 2011, 3:52 pmthank you Averil…not as poetic as you but i’m having fun. i so appreciate your kind comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 2:02 amYour descriptions are the best political descriptions out there . . . “A ginourmously large looming scrotum.” That fits Newt to a “tea.”
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Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 16, 2011, 3:09 amagain Dee, my deepest appreciation for yours. i got some beauts coming up. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 1:56 amLimbaugh leisure suiters!!!!!
You have such a way with words. Newt. Another gift to comics. I saw him once at Old Ebbitt’s Grill in D.C. if it weren’t for the table full of Republicans with whom I brunched, I would have enjoyed tipping his tea into his lap to help him cool his large, looming scrotum.
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Posted by lisahgolden | November 16, 2011, 2:01 amit’s the pictures these people engender in my mind. thanks lisa h – for quoting, for appreciating, and for REALLY appreciating. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 16, 2011, 2:06 amp.s. tipping the tea would have enlivened that brunch, eh?
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 16, 2011, 2:08 amIt would have made things much more lively. Probably would have cost me my job at the time, but what a way to go!
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Posted by lisahgolden | November 16, 2011, 2:33 amthey prolly wouldn’t have felt a thing eh? continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 1:59 am