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The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh

He’s a neo-con proxy, got way hooked on oxy Had to pop to get his poxy roar on He’s a big tub of lard Rick and Newt make him hard You can say he’s a real oxy moron He don’t much like strong women They’re too smart for him ‘n He never could get one … Continue reading

Part 2: The Ballad of Newt (in Honor of his “Surge”)

Because of his “surge” I still have the urge To do some more Nit Goongrich trashin’ His new campaign stops Are just Photo-ops For his book so this poseur can cash in Old Newtie’s rooters (Limbaugh leisure suiters) And others who’ve been Fox-TV’d All turn out and look Happy you sign their book Funny – … Continue reading

Herman Cain on Libya

Here’s Herman Cain on Libya: I’ll sit here… look pensive… Then fibya.   © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit … Continue reading

The Ballad of Joe Walsh (Mr. Cool)

Poor Joey you have indigestion How dare a constituent question When all of us know The wisdom of Joe Goes as deep as a housefly’s erection As child supporter you’re deadbeat As genius you’re locked in a dead heat With Herman and Rick You all don’t know dick Which is right-wing conservative red meat   … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rick Perry (With apologies to Cain, Bachmann, Ryan, Santorum, Cantor, et al

Hey Ricky – does it trouble you You’re twice as dumb as W? Your “brain” can barely grasp Game Boy by Sega But brains is not your “thing” because Half your head is filled with gauze You’ve got the IQ of a rutabaga We love the things that make you fun Like jogging with a … Continue reading

The Ballad of Herman Cain

Bialek lured me with her smiles And Kraushaar used her female wiles Each of them was askin’ me to nail ‘er I’m not admitting any wrong But we know women’s ways are strong A pussy hair can pull a tractor-trailer I, Herman Cain; I never did it I did not get jiggy wit’ it, All … Continue reading