Glock 23 pistol (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Baby wanna feel my Glock
Shit is harder than a rock
Big ‘n black ‘n hard as steel
Come on sugar take a feel
If you want I’ll take it out
Watch me wave it all about
See I tol’ you it’s a beaut
Do you wanna see it shoot?
Come on take it in your fist
Give the end a nice wet kiss
Run your tongue along the length
Grip it tight and feel the strength
An’ it’s ready to explode
Got a fuckin’ great big load
I can “hit it” hard and fast
“Hit it” wit’ a great big blast
Love my Glock G-23
Hey –“Are you talkin’ to me?”
Babe I’d love to fuck you good
‘N If my dick worked – shit I would.
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Barking In The Dark 
Love this. I’m afraid to know what the video would look like though.
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Posted by Lorre | April 18, 2012, 6:49 pmfunny – we know EXACTLY what the video would look like…and it would be directed by the asshole Ted Nugent. thanks again, continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 18, 2012, 8:54 pmI guess I didn’t want to admit I had already played one out in my mind. Oh well……
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Posted by Lorre | April 18, 2012, 9:59 pmhard not to. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 19, 2012, 12:55 amRomneys campaign song?
Can’t wait to hear his flip flopping over the “big n black” line…
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Posted by El Guapo | April 18, 2012, 6:15 pmthanks EG, as we speak his campaign song is being recorded by Ted Nugent. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 18, 2012, 9:15 pmA+++++ would read comment again
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Posted by Rachael Black | April 19, 2012, 12:30 amWoah….. Where’s the music video???
Sad thing is, there are some sicko’s out there that actually find using a gun in this manner is very erotic. Hey, whatever floats your boat so long as both parties are into it.
Incredible work, Tony. And I’m serious… where is the music vid?
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | April 16, 2012, 6:06 pmjust saw this sweetheart, been slow catchin’ up…re the video – yeah, Ted Nugent is set to direct …actually, it would be a GREAT video, but alas, can’t get it together. thanks Michelle, continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 18, 2012, 8:57 pmUgh, Ted Nugent. When did he reappear from the woodwork? Seen him a few times about Zimmerman and a few other things. Quite the troglodyte he has become.
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | April 18, 2012, 10:04 pmjust finished my piece about his penile implant exploding. will post tomorrow nite. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 19, 2012, 12:54 amOh, yeah. I love this. What Rachael said about vehicles. They’re always a “tell.” Today I followed a guy in a truck with a silver scrotum dangling from its trailer hitch.
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Posted by lisahgolden | April 16, 2012, 2:53 amhahahaha…yeah, those guys are funny…in a brain-dead sorta way. thanks for the witty comment Lisa h. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 16, 2012, 3:14 amwhich is why I only date men who drive a Honda, Taurus, or Porche 😉
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Posted by Rachael Black | April 19, 2012, 12:32 amsmart girl. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 20, 2012, 12:42 amI could here the music, I started singing it out load. My husband ran into my office and asked me what the hell was wrong with me and did I need to up my dosage…….I tried to explain but he started dialing 911.
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Posted by Valentine Logar | April 15, 2012, 1:27 amVal, and is “singing it out “load” a freudian typo? 🙂 just askin’. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 16, 2012, 3:17 ammy fingers move to fast, epic fail and edit
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Posted by Valentine Logar | April 16, 2012, 10:19 ami’m leavin’ it babe. 🙂 continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 17, 2012, 10:20 amOnce more, I thank goodness I wasn’t consuming a beverage when I got to that last line. The smile on my face turned into involuntary guffaws. Kitty’s okay, though. She’s getting used to it now.
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | April 14, 2012, 4:03 pmgood for kitty. thanks Re, i appreciate it a lot. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 16, 2012, 3:15 amIf they ever do a remake of Gunsmoke, Marshall Dillon could sing this to Miss Kitty, yes?
loved it!!
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Posted by free penny press | April 14, 2012, 2:45 pmyeah sure. maybe if it was on HBO. 😉 thanks Lynne. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 16, 2012, 3:35 amoh my god. It’s Friday night so I spit a cocktail on the keyboard as opposed to the usual Fresca.
Tony this one rocks and truly could be lyrics to a song. Damn babe, this was a good one.
-hurries off to take a cold shower-
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Posted by Rachael Black | April 14, 2012, 4:40 amalso guessing you don’t drive a Hummer or over-sized SUV. Always find out a guy’s vehicle of choice. No reason to even check any physical items based on that alone -wicked smile-
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Posted by Rachael Black | April 14, 2012, 4:42 amgod, are you funny…in a good way. hope the shower helped. 🙂 thanks Rachael. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | April 14, 2012, 5:27 amAs Mr. Gabriel once said… Steam
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Posted by Rachael Black | April 14, 2012, 6:55 am