Jim DeMint; this ode is for you
You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe
Gave us Rubio, now Cruz
You’re the slime and the ooze
And the stench of a foul public loo
English: United States Senator Jim DeMint at a rally for United States Senate candidate Rand Paul in Erlanger, Kentucky. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
You now run the Heritage foundation
Whose mission’s to screw up a nation
To you no job’s bigger
Than to fuck up the nigger
You’re a true South Caa-uh’lahna creation
For you the Civil War never ended
Nor exists there a fence ever mended
You’re the master of the dumb
And under your thumb
Are those for whom reality’s suspended
You’re the Tea Party’s Machiavelli
Its poisonous rank underbelly
From which springs these yo-yos
These Gohmerts and Yohos
These insects who crawl ‘cross the telly
Healthcare? Hey, people don’t need it
You’ll fight to the death to defeat it
As it sticks in your craw
That this coon made it law
We can see all that hatred excreted
And the look on your face is so grim
It’s the look of a throwback Massa Jim
Keep thinkin’ ow-uh nay-shun
Should be a plan-tay-shun
Keep marchin’ to that ol’ Battle Hymn
When I scan each New York Time’s obituary
I’m not ashamed to say I hope I’ll see
“Jim DeMint found dead
From a hard blow to the head”
With a note that reads “enough with the tea”
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Love it!!!!
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Posted by Michelle | November 6, 2013, 3:47 pmthanks M. i appreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 6, 2013, 10:46 pmFantastic, had me laughing after hearing that moronic Joe Scarborough that my husband just HAS to listen to in the morning. BTW have you ever “featured” him? Would just love to see what you do with that!
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Posted by bluesage63 | November 4, 2013, 5:24 amhmmmm…i’ll see. thanks for the props and comment B. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 4, 2013, 2:40 pmTony you do nail it down, he is a terrible stain isn’t he.
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Posted by Valentine Logar | October 31, 2013, 5:15 pmyup. thanks Val. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 1, 2013, 10:57 amJust one more shithead, sniffing and bowing down to the Koch Brothers…
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Posted by A Pondering Mind | October 31, 2013, 3:35 pmyup. people have to wake up. thanks Don. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 1, 2013, 10:57 amReblogged this on The ObamaCrat™.
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Posted by Jueseppi B. | October 31, 2013, 1:09 pmi am always appreciative J. thanks. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 1, 2013, 10:58 am😉
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Posted by Jueseppi B. | November 1, 2013, 11:43 amthanks. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | November 2, 2013, 2:38 pm