So Iowans just said bye bye to ya
We’ve seen ya and we’ve seen right through ya
You once said “No one remembers who came in second,”
Donald, your gold-plated penthouse now beckons
You were a Republican, then an independent, then you were a Democrat
And then a Republican – again
You’re a windsock, a phony
Full of shit, like your cronies
And the undisputed princeling of con men
But wait – your ego just got a yuge bruise
You’re a loser – boo hoo – a loser… to Cruz???
Oops – I guess the good people of Iowa
Showed last night that they certainly could “fire” ya
‘O Donald you pandering whore
What the fuck are you actually for?
You were out there in Iowa with your flock of pigeons
Having suddenly discovered this thing called religion
And on immigration you were once for The Dream Act
Now you wanna build a yuge Mexican wall – fact
And you used to really really love Hillary
But these days it’s her who you pillory
And in your words you were once “very pro-choice.”
Now you’re pro-life (flock of pigeons rejoice)
You once supported an assault weapons ban
Now to protect amendment two you’ll do all you can
You once believed in “universal healthcare” so why
Have you called Obamacare “a disaster – the big lie”
You said Jeb Bush was “principled and bright”
Said he was “pathetic” on Fox the other night
And most revealing; you wanna cut the top tax rate in half which
Doesn’t jibe with once endorsing a surtax on the real rich?
How’d we know that you just couldn’t not scratch that itch
We’ve all known all along where your bread’s buttered… bitch!
So last night you heard Iowa’s word
Egad man – you almost took third!!!
Now let’s see if you even continue
On, or after, New Hampshire – is it in you?
Has the wake-up call been a yuge blow?
All those people who “love” you said…no???
They’d rather have Cruz – er…
Don – you’re a loser!
A loser Don – so apropos.
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