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ONE DAY IN ANOTHER LIFETIME OR: NOW YOU SEE ME…

One day about three years ago every woman in the world woke up and decided that I was no longer worth a second look. Or even, for that matter, a first glance. It seemed to happen just like that. I would pass women on the avenue and once, where they might have given me the … Continue reading

INSIDE DONALD TRUMP’S FEVERISH MIND

  I dunno…if all these idiots keep shooting each other what do I haffta do to stay on the front pages – kill someone?…golf tomorrow?…I gotta call my Beijing factory…hmm. – the killing does keep people from thinking about my tax returns…maybe I should pick Gingrich? He’s a real loser…I dunno…I’ll have a nice t-bone … Continue reading

DECIPHERING “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

When Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican candidate for President of these United States, says let’s “make America great again” he knows that what his audience actually hears is; let’s get back to the time when there were whites only drinking fountains, blacks had to ride in the back of the bus and schools were segregated. … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: FOX NEWS EXECS CIRCLE WAGONS IN WAKE OF SEXUAL LAWSUIT

  New York – In the wake of a lawsuit brought against Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes by ex-anchor Gretchen Carlson alleging sex for promotion, Fox executives closed ranks in a furious defense of their chairman. Ailes was a former media consultant for Republican presidents Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H.W. Bush, and for … Continue reading

NEWS FLASH: BARKING OBTAINS AN ADVANCE COPY OF A TRUMP SPEECH

WOW! WHAT A TREMENDOUS CROWD! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Crooked Hillary me me me me me me me me me me me Pocahontas Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Chuck Todd I I I I I … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER TO “MR BARKING” FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

Mr Barking, My good friend Bud Schlemmel over thare in Provo Utaw sent me a copy of the letter he has wrote you and I think he have been way way to easy on you. I think you are very miss guided and it is oblivious to me you do not watch Fox News or … Continue reading

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