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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

REPUBLICANS RALLY BEHIND NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

Republicans announced today that the new Speaker of the House would be one Richie Grundesmann of New Old West Eastville, Indiana. Mr. Grundesmann volunteered to take this position of leadership, which no one else seemed to want, and was swiftly approved by the Republican house members in an overwhelming voice vote. Although Mr. Grundemann is … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS UP IN ARMS OVER LATEST MASS SHOOTING

In the wake of the latest tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon last thursday, House Republicans acted swiftly in proposing HR 264728 –B a bill that proposes to ban all belts on airplanes. Said Republican Congressman J.R. “Buddy” Mudd of Georgia interviewed on Fox News; “Our research has shown that belts is … Continue reading

BERNIE SANDERS: MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

We can not allow a Semite as our Prezident who therefore is related to them there Arab people and therefore to terrerists like them that is bomming things up to make us all afrade. He is obviusly not a Christain as we are who woold only bomm them thats deserves it like them Iranis and … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading

Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading

TO THE DONALD (LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES)

Hey Don re: the shtick That plays well with each hick In the heartland of the U. S. of A Hope it keeps you on top Of the GOP crop ‘Til they finally drop you – too late Hope you fuck up their shit So badly that it Drives the voters to the feathers and … Continue reading