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An entire family of seven went on a prolonged shooting spree yesterday in a department store in Fort Wayne, Indiana. The Wilbur family of Aurora, Indiana stormed into Bob’s Department Store at eleven a.m. Saturday angered by the fact that a salesperson in the sporting goods department had “the nerve” to sell their eight-year old … Continue reading
The House of Representatives, at the behest of five of the wealthiest families in America, have decided to open hearings on why the cost of the 2015 Rolls-Royce Ghost is now $383,000. Attorneys for one of the prominent families whose name was not divulged said; “my clients now find themselves hard-pressed to furnish each of … Continue reading
Republicans announced today that the new Speaker of the House would be one Richie Grundesmann of New Old West Eastville, Indiana. Mr. Grundesmann volunteered to take this position of leadership, which no one else seemed to want, and was swiftly approved by the Republican house members in an overwhelming voice vote. Although Mr. Grundemann is … Continue reading
In the wake of the latest tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon last thursday, House Republicans acted swiftly in proposing HR 264728 –B a bill that proposes to ban all belts on airplanes. Said Republican Congressman J.R. “Buddy” Mudd of Georgia interviewed on Fox News; “Our research has shown that belts is … Continue reading
I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading
Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 