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Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way

The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a report condemning certain Christmas carols as “un-Christ-like, un-Christian, unfriendly to family values, and aiding in the advancement and glorification of certain un-American lifestyles.” Pointing out that the carol “Hark the Herald Angels Sing” as the most egregious offender, the … Continue reading

The Ballad of Our Payroll Tax Cut or: GOP: “Give us the Oil and You Can Have Your Lousy Thousand”

They clicked their heels and all saluted, all red tied and all blue suited All heil Grover Norquist – you’re our Fuhrer Payroll tax cut? Thousand bucks? For who? For all these working schmucks? Don’t they know that suffering makes them purer?   We’ll only do it for the pipeline; the measly thousand is their … Continue reading

The Ballad of The Religious Right or: My God is Waaaay Better Than Yours

Now the Religious Right have reached dizzying heights Of hypocrisy pure plain and simple St. Mary herself Seeing their pelf Would blush red with shame ‘neath her wimple   First we’ve Ralph Reed whose mean hate filled creed Decrees gays will not make it to heaven I guess none of us heard When they passed … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Republican Candidates or: Would Anybody Like Some Mixed Nuts?

And now – The Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed   There’s “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: was “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who looks good in … Continue reading

The Gratest Movies of All-Time Ever

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and its got the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then I know … Continue reading

A DONALD TRUMP NEWS SPECIAL: (A Sneak Preview of Donald Trump’s Questions to the Republican Debaters)

Barking in the Dark has recently had the rare privilege of receiving an advance copy of the questions that moderator Donald Trump will be posing to the Republican candidates in their upcoming December 27th debate in Des Moines, Iowa. We received this list from someone close to the Trump organization and under a pledge of … Continue reading