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TRUMP’S PEDIATRICIAN SPEAKS OUT

Dr. Harvey Farr-Klempt, the pediatrician who delivered Donald Trump, went on the Fox TV show The Real Surgically Enhanced Trophy Wives of Sutton Place. Facing penetratingly heavy questioning –  especially from housewives Bambi and Tiff’nee – the 92 year old Dr. Farr-Klempt said; “I could tell immediately that Mr. Trump was the most tremendously robust, … Continue reading

THE ADORATION OF SAINT DONALD AT THE “VALUES” VOTERS SUMMIT IN D.C.

Yesterday, laundries in and around our nation’s capital – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Values Voters Summit could appear … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

  I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. Thay are both reel good boys, polite and verry well groomed as they should be because … Continue reading

DANKE LIEBE DONALD

Danke Herr Trump for to bringing us patriots here on the Alt Right into the Amerikan mainstream – vielen dank mein bruder – vielen dank. I am known online to all twelve of my followers as SS Storm Fuhrer Hansl and I am writing this with extreme grattitude to you Herr Trump for making our … Continue reading

IMMAGRINTS IS WHY; ANOTHER IN THE SERIES “LETTERS FROM THE TEA PARTY”

I am a prowd member of the Tea Party of Arizona an a G-d feerin Christain white man an as such i personaly think that all these people from countries like Teeawanna and Accapullco an such should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These … Continue reading

BELIEVE ME!

Many people have told me – and I have no reason not to believe them – that Barack Hussein Obama is selling our nuclear secrets to North Korea, Our nuclear secrets! Believe me! He’s selling our secrets to North Korea! To Kim Jong Un! North Korea…our nuclear secrets! That’s what I’ve heard from all these … Continue reading