Watching Mitt Romney comMitt Romneycide is very entertaining – albeit disgustingly embarrassing. He is his own Jersey Shore. But enough of the comedic portion of this post. Anyway, assisting in Romneycide, is the Romney “brain” trust – or: Bush’s cold left-overs – the same cretins who advised W…and we all know how intelligent – and prudent – … Continue reading
Last night at the GOP Convention of racist, delusional, gullible white people, the Mitt Romney “brain” trust chose, by way of introducing Mr. Romney to the television audience at large, a rumpled, rambling, ventriloquist who – in an entertainment first – was his own dummy. This has been a Barking in the Dark exclusive. … Continue reading
In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover … Continue reading
I just heard on the TV while I was in the other room that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? What? What??? This is crazy! This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wanton purmisivness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays getting married and whatever else those people do, I mean, who knows … Continue reading
Clemens is on trial for “juice” Edwards for campaign abuse But Cheney and W Reduced Iraq to rubble who Lied just to do it – are loose Bradley Manning told all of us facts The Pentagon’s political hacks Don’t want us to know So now he must go On trial for his heroic acts … Continue reading
Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the Hot Buns movie theater. Nugent was brought to the emergency room by a young Latino who told reporters “we were jackin’ each other off when this … Continue reading