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TRUMP’S OUR MAN SAYS THE KU KLUX KLAN

Donald Trump was today awarded the Wally – the highest honor the Ku Klux Klan can bestow on a non-Southern speaking white man. Said a Klan spokesman who preferred to remain anonymous; “Dis’ heah is duh hahest awawad dat duh Ku Klux Klay-an kan bestoah upahn a non-speakin’ South’ren poisson. Mistuh Trump is now an’ … Continue reading

TRUMP PICKS RUNNING MATE

Sparks, NV 2/23/16 – In a hastily called press conference today Donald Trump made what he termed a “huge’ announcement. Speaking off-the-cuff and very forcefully he said; “I have carefully looked at all the possible running mates out there in The Republican Party and I have concluded that, by far, the most incredibly terrific ticket … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HATEFULLY OBSCENE RIGHT-WING OLIGARCHY or: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK DUDE?

    You right-wing oligarchs With motives reprehensible and heinous You fucking scumbag sharks I wish you all get cancer of the anus My hatred for you runs so deep Because you use your pelf To the detriment of all of us While bettering yourself You fucking right wing oligarchs I hate your filthy guts … Continue reading

RESIDENTS OF “A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL” PROTEST SCALIA’S ADMITTANCE

New York Feb. 15 – The residents of Hells’ most exclusive gated community, Pond ’O Puke were up in arms today at the thought that Antonin Scalia would be shortly moving in. Ethel Satan, wife of the Lord of Hell, was seen frantically running around trying to calm the angry denizens of Pond ‘O Puke … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS UNITED STATES AS RUTH BADER GINSBURG FUCKS SCALIA TO DEATH

New York Feb. 14 – Early yesterday morning – as Antonin Scalia was fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose plan it was to stick an amyl nitrate popper under his nose causing him to have a massive coronary as she fucked him to death – and it worked – anyway, earlier – in a concerted pre-dawn … Continue reading

BUSH FAMILY VALUES or: W. DOES A COMMERCIAL

Yes, by all means! Let us now all believe the words of the man considered to be hands down the worst President in our country’s history when his vapid face appears on our TV screen and stares blankly at us from a new political ad as he extols the virtues and qualifications of his baby … Continue reading