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THE BALLAD OF JIM DeMINT

  Jim DeMint; this ode is for you   You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe   Gave us Rubio, now Cruz   You’re the slime and the ooze   And the stench of a foul public loo       You now run the Heritage foundation   Whose mission’s to screw … Continue reading

MORE MAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So, if we Tea Party folk are so all-fired terrible then how is it we have as our leader one of the biggest movie stars in the world —  or  hadn’t you heard? Does your liberal-socialist-democrat party have such a huge star leading it? I admit that Hollywood is a nest of commie-socialist-liberal pinkos, but … Continue reading

VALUES VOTERS MEET IN WASHINGTON or: MOMMY, I’M A’SCARED OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF KEN CUCCINELLI (R-VA) (A MAN RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA??)

Kind ladies excuse me this once For the following ode re this dunce:                                 Let’s talk about Ken Cuccinelli (Does he think his wife’s cooch is smelly?) Why else does he say he won’t go Down there – oh… God told him “NO” “What’s that God? no cunnilingus? Or fellatio or else you’ll zing … Continue reading

Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters

Hello? Ted? Paul? Michele? Rand? Eric? John? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Joey again, Joey Goebbels. (listens) Ja, I know ve haven’t spoken in a coon’s age hahaha – Ich leibe zat line. So vhat’s it been…a year, a year und a half? As I alvays say; time flies vhen you’re fucking mit people’s … Continue reading

MISSING

Law enforcement agencies all across America were on the lookout today for Middleclass. Described as dazed, confused, and sometimes armed and dangerous, Middleclass has disappeared as if swallowed up by a giant sinkhole. Interviewed this morning on the Rush Limbaugh Show, investment banker Halliwell C. Morgan III, a member of the one per cent said; … Continue reading