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PUTTING CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS THE “FAMILY VALUES” WAY

The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a report condemning certain Christmas carols as “un-Christ-like, un-Christian, unfriendly to family values, aiding in the advancement and glorification of certain un-American lifestyles, and just plain no good.” Pointing out that the carol “Deck The Halls,” is the most egregious … Continue reading

EMAIL FROM THE ALT RIGHT

As a prowd Obergruppenfuhrer member of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins of Indiana I am righting too say we are so happy that we did helped to eleckt President Mr Donald Trump (who we are shure is stocked with German like us are) becawse it is abowt time that we whites took our rightfilled place in … Continue reading

NEWS FLASH: A FIRST LOOK AT TRUMP TV

  Barking in the Dark has been privileged to receive an advance copy of the new Trump TV Network program line-up. Here it is: 3:00 – Time for Tweeting with Donald J. Trump (The Day’s First Tweets. Live – from the Trump Tower Master Bathroom) N 3:15 – Important and Unbelievable Tweets – with Donald … Continue reading

EVANGELICALS STAND BY THEIR MAN

  Morris, Alabama, Nov. 9 – Pastor Furlin J. Duddy commented today in the wake of the newly released incendiary audio of the Republican candidate for President Donald J. Trump. Pastor Duddy, the head of The Alabama Evangelical Pastors for Trump said; “it is quite obvious to all of us devout evangelicals that Mr. Trump’s … Continue reading

THE “UNDECIDEDS”

From the New York Times; Today’s America is so deeply polarized that it can be hard to imagine there are people who are really not sure whether they want to vote for President Trump or his Democratic rival. It grieves and saddens me no end that the fate of our beloved country, as well as … Continue reading

BEHOLD: THE DONALD’S HUGE DUMP

  Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey jaundiced yellow and … Continue reading