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THE BALLAD OF ANOTHER WORLD CLASS SCHMUCK

No, this isn’t about Donnie Trump This time we are playing the dozens On someone as big of a chump These assholes are two kissin’ cousins It’s Pruitt of whom we’ll admit We can’t call a pig because it Is an insult unfair To pigs everywhere Who don’t wallow in half as much shit   … Continue reading

TED NUGENT RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM

Because Ted Nugent slammed survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting, calling them “liars” and “poor, mushy-brained children” – and for a myriad of other reasons…THIS: Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the … Continue reading

NEW DEFINITIONS #2

des·pi·ca·ble dəˈspikəb(ə)l/ adjective adjective: despicable deserving hatred and contempt. “a despicable person” synonyms: contemptible, loathsome, hateful, detestable, reprehensible, abhorrent, abominable, awful, heinous; odious, vile, low, mean, abject, shameful, ignominious, shabby, ignoble, disreputable, discreditable, unworthy; informal; dirty, rotten, lowdown, lousy; beastly; archaic; scurvy “despicable crimes”          ALT. SYNONYM:     TRUMP.   © … Continue reading

WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum – who once had momentum (His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im) Is for no birth control (Means more dopes in the fold) Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This … Continue reading

TWO IMPORTANT POINTS THE YOUNG PROTESTERS MUST MAKE CLEAR

I am painfully aware that among the few who will see this post there will, in all likelihood, not be any of the wonderful young people currently protesting for sane gun control in this country and I feel that two points must be brought to their attention. I am hoping that someone who reads this … Continue reading

A TYPICAL TRUMP SPEECH

My fellow Americans, We will…it will be…my wall…we are going to…in a few weeks…it’s incredible…no collusion…I will be outlining…Congress will very soon…the wall…believe me… you will soon see…I expect that…there is every reason to… it’s incredible…we will have…you will be glad…wages will soon …the military… I can promise that we will…you’ll soon see…no collusion…I’ll lay … Continue reading