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SAINT RONNIE OF TAMPICO, WHO BEGAT W. – AND GROVER – AND RUSH – AND SARAH – AND MICHELE – AND TED – AND (GASP) DONALD…

As America mourns the passing of Nancy Reagan who, as every pundit tells us, was instrumental in the policies of her husband, let us reflect on how those policies helped destroy the middle class of this country and decimated one of the finest free University systems in America and the world. And, as long as … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS BLAME HILLARY FOR WWII “DAY OF INFAMY” ATTACK

House Tea Party Republicans were unanimous in their accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton was primarily responsible for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941. Said Republican Tea Party Caucus member Congressman Arlo C. Throop of Sheep Dip, Montana; “she never said a word about this terrible thing happening…nothing. And, I and my … Continue reading

TRUMP’S OUR MAN SAYS THE KU KLUX KLAN

Donald Trump was today awarded the Wally – the highest honor the Ku Klux Klan can bestow on a non-Southern speaking white man. Said a Klan spokesman who preferred to remain anonymous; “Dis’ heah is duh hahest awawad dat duh Ku Klux Klay-an kan bestoah upahn a non-speakin’ South’ren poisson. Mistuh Trump is now an’ … Continue reading

TRUMP UNIVERSITY CURRICULUM – SPRING 2016

 TRUMP UNIVERSITY OUR FOUNDER TRUMP UNIVERSITY CURRICULUM – SPRING 2016 FRESHMAN YEAR: CLASS: THE ART OF THE DEAL (Principal Textbook: The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump. $95.15 – Hardcover Only) CURRICULUM: Principles of Defaulting on Loans 101 Principles of Suing People and Corporations 101 Principles of Threatening Lawsuits 101 (see: link above) Principles … Continue reading

TRUMP PICKS RUNNING MATE

Sparks, NV 2/23/16 – In a hastily called press conference today Donald Trump made what he termed a “huge’ announcement. Speaking off-the-cuff and very forcefully he said; “I have carefully looked at all the possible running mates out there in The Republican Party and I have concluded that, by far, the most incredibly terrific ticket … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HATEFULLY OBSCENE RIGHT-WING OLIGARCHY or: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK DUDE?

    You right-wing oligarchs With motives reprehensible and heinous You fucking scumbag sharks I wish you all get cancer of the anus My hatred for you runs so deep Because you use your pelf To the detriment of all of us While bettering yourself You fucking right wing oligarchs I hate your filthy guts … Continue reading