The members of GOOBER (Guns: Our Ordained Blessed Earthly Right) marched on Washington yesterday. Brandishing various assault rifles and semi-automatic handguns, thousands of GOOBERS descended upon our nation’s capitol to demand understanding for people who slaughter other people in shooting sprees. “Whut we are askin’ fer is jes’ some common coitesy. We have been vilifahd … Continue reading
The channel for folks who are logically challenged Who cannot list thinking as one of their talents The channel of shit With news skewed to fit Minds that are equally unfair and unbalanced The channel of cartoons and bleach blonde news honeys Beholden to all of them Koch brother’s monies The channel of muck … Continue reading
The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading
Kind ladies excuse me this once For the following ode re this dunce: Let’s talk about Ken Cuccinelli (Does he think his wife’s cooch is smelly?) Why else does he say he won’t go Down there – oh… God told him “NO” “What’s that God? no cunnilingus? Or fellatio or else you’ll zing … Continue reading
Ted Cruz Drunk on the booze Of power obtained From all the hare-brained Who voted him in Who now have to grin And bear all the pain And all the hard rain They’ve brought on us all When Cruz took his ball And cut short the game Saying “I’m not to blame I just want … Continue reading
On Monday, October first, in a concerted midnight strike the Republican Air Force bombed every major city in the USA. Flying above heavy flak the Republicans decimated city after city with precise pattern bombing. Today they issued a statement saying in part; “They made us do it. It had to be … Continue reading