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LEARNING OUR A B C’s

The evangelicals who remain steadfast in their unflagging support for Donald Trump despite his demonstrably manifest unfitness for the Presidency – or any other position in any government – are people who should now be referred to as The A B C’s, The American Bullshit Christians. The tortured logic exhibited by these bible thumping hypocrites … Continue reading

EVANGELICALS STAND BY THEIR MAN

  Morris, Alabama, Nov. 9 – Pastor Furlin J. Duddy commented today in the wake of the newly released incendiary audio of the Republican candidate for President Donald J. Trump. Pastor Duddy, the head of The Alabama Evangelical Pastors for Trump said; “it is quite obvious to all of us devout evangelicals that Mr. Trump’s … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I am a prowd member and Chairman of the Paulding County, Ga. Tea Party and I am writing to say that we need Mr Donald Trump to be setting in the Ovel Office come this next elekshin fer sure and certin to. Mr Trump is a man who does not bother to think – he … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

  To who it concerns, Now I hear on the TV that eatin meat depresses you??? If you eat a stake you will get depressed??? Where does all this unG-dly claptrap come from anyways? Huh? Meat depressed? My hubby Reverend Ray Bob Dotteren and me have bin eatin all kinds of meat provided by the … Continue reading

THE ADORATION OF SAINT DONALD AT THE “VALUES” VOTERS SUMMIT IN D.C.

Yesterday, laundries in and around our nation’s capital – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Values Voters Summit could appear … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

  I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. Thay are both reel good boys, polite and verry well groomed as they should be because … Continue reading