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Bang the bugle, blow the drum The Republican circus – here they come Cue the music – and balloons Cue the zanies and buffoons Be prepared for oohs and ahhs Don’t worry – there’s no gravitas Pay attention to each act Each elephant whose trunk is packed With jape and jab and jibe and joke … Continue reading
Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading
And now – The Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There’s “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: was “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who looks good in … Continue reading
Every Republican kiss-ass Has pledged their allegiance to this ass Their mantra, their cure; Let’s just tax the poor Who cares about them, they’re a piss class His tax policy’s etched in acid A tax on the rich? We won’t pass it Let all the rest squirm On this he is firm Tho’ the rest … Continue reading
I’m Karl Rove – call me Herr Why should I even care If you’re poor or in need or you starve eh? I think I’m quite fair Why do they compare What I am to white grubs or fly larvae? Me? I never harmed anyone I never had any fun In high school they … Continue reading
Because of his “surge” I still have the urge To do some more Nit Goongrich trashin’ His new campaign stops Are just Photo-ops For his book so this poseur can cash in Old Newtie’s rooters (Limbaugh leisure suiters) And others who’ve been Fox-TV’d All turn out and look Happy you sign their book Funny – … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 