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TRUMP: GREATEST HITS & REVEALS PLANS FOR “MAJOR CHANGES IN WHITE HOUSE”

Today, in a hasty, but well attended, press conference at his oceanfront Mar-a-Lago private club with his wife Melania almost at his side – only a couple of steps back and a little off to the side – Donald Trump, confidently using the phrase; “when I am elected,” revealed his plans for The White House. … Continue reading

SAINT RONNIE OF TAMPICO, WHO BEGAT W. – AND GROVER – AND RUSH – AND SARAH – AND MICHELE – AND TED – AND (GASP) DONALD…

As America mourns the passing of Nancy Reagan who, as every pundit tells us, was instrumental in the policies of her husband, let us reflect on how those policies helped destroy the middle class of this country and decimated one of the finest free University systems in America and the world. And, as long as … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS BLAME HILLARY FOR WWII “DAY OF INFAMY” ATTACK

House Tea Party Republicans were unanimous in their accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton was primarily responsible for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941. Said Republican Tea Party Caucus member Congressman Arlo C. Throop of Sheep Dip, Montana; “she never said a word about this terrible thing happening…nothing. And, I and my … Continue reading

TRUMP PICKS RUNNING MATE

Sparks, NV 2/23/16 – In a hastily called press conference today Donald Trump made what he termed a “huge’ announcement. Speaking off-the-cuff and very forcefully he said; “I have carefully looked at all the possible running mates out there in The Republican Party and I have concluded that, by far, the most incredibly terrific ticket … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HATEFULLY OBSCENE RIGHT-WING OLIGARCHY or: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK DUDE?

    You right-wing oligarchs With motives reprehensible and heinous You fucking scumbag sharks I wish you all get cancer of the anus My hatred for you runs so deep Because you use your pelf To the detriment of all of us While bettering yourself You fucking right wing oligarchs I hate your filthy guts … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS UNITED STATES AS RUTH BADER GINSBURG FUCKS SCALIA TO DEATH

New York Feb. 14 – Early yesterday morning – as Antonin Scalia was fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose plan it was to stick an amyl nitrate popper under his nose causing him to have a massive coronary as she fucked him to death – and it worked – anyway, earlier – in a concerted pre-dawn … Continue reading