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Now this freak Santorum Let’s look at who’s for ‘im A bunch of white guys who think women Should shut up, stay preggers (After all they’re just eggers) And a hole where their sperm can go swimmin’ © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material … Continue reading
Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading
New Hampshire: a white-wing wing dinger (Think white-wing’s a slip of the finger?) The circus rolled in The seals flapped their fins Hoping to hear that ka-ching-a We watched as they tried to devour Each other in their finest hour Ricks – dumb and Newt vicious Mitt, Ron, All: suspicious Of whatever gives working … Continue reading
Slimier than Newt, oilier than Mitt This is one self-righteous narrow-minded piece of shit He lies right to your face Though it’s right there on the tape The scariest person in this race Is Rick Santorum – here’s the case: Women’s choice? There’s nothing badder Rape or incest – doesn’t matter Rick is there … Continue reading
Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading
And now – The Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There’s “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: was “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who looks good in … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 