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ODE TO TRUMP PART 2 (SIEG HEIL NAZI DON)

Since he lies and calls all his foes names I’m proposing we all do the same And since he is quick to profess Immigrants are to blame – and the press I say we say he’s born in Bonn And start calling him Herr Nazi Don Trump you lying pandering shit Whose lies are custom … Continue reading

WOW! WHAT A SHOCK EH? REPUBLICANS FALL IN LINE BEHIND TRUMP!

I don’t know about you, but I for one am simply shocked I tell you – shocked, that a party made up of a coalition of the hypocritical religious right, the NRA and their gun nuts, The Tea Party House Republicans, angry white guys (who haven’t a clue as to who they should really be … Continue reading

LUCIFER OUTRAGED BY REMARK OF JOHN BOEHNER

Pond ‘O Puke, Hades – In a hastily assembled press conference today at his mansion by The Lake of Fire in Hell’s most exclusive gated community Pond ‘O Puke, and with his wife Ethel at his side, Lucifer, Lord of the underworld, angrily disavowed any suggestion that he was as evil as Ted Cruz. “I … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

In 2013, freshman Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas said he had a plan to do something that seemed impossible. He could force President Obama to strip the funding from the landmark health-care law that had come to bear his name — Obamacare — by threatening to shut down the government. Ted Cruz Drunk on the … Continue reading

ANOTHER VIEW FROM THE TEA PARTY: INTELLIGENT FACTION (# 4 in the Satirical Series Emails from the Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other less well-informed members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, highly educated people, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we … Continue reading

What the Hell is Wrong with Our Laws Today? More Email from the Tea Party

    I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American meat eatin male an a G-d fearin Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that there was these people gaywalkin an they was … Continue reading