I am a prowd member of The Tea Party an as such i personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapullco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we … Continue reading
I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading
Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits … Continue reading
I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty pregressive and libaral people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on G-ds … Continue reading
Widdle Johnny Boehner Weaks water wike a stwainer A dwinker and a weeper Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er) In thrall to all tea baggers And neo-conmen naggers He cannot make his mind up But must care if we wind up Broke and too disabled To put bread on the table Yet seems much … Continue reading
Jim DeMint; this ode is for you You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe Gave us Rubio, now Cruz You’re the slime and the ooze And the stench of a foul public loo You now run the Heritage foundation Whose mission’s to screw … Continue reading