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Arizona Man Sees Baby Jesus in His Swiss Melt

Dateline: New Blemish, Arizona From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, and a lead tenor in the Evangelicals of America Chorus, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt. “I was … Continue reading

Email From the Religious Right re: Planned Parenthood Clinic Bombing

I think that that Planed Parentshood Clinick in Wisconson probally had it comming to them. They was just askin to be bommed in my mind handing out all that antiseptive advise to girls like my daughter sos they can go out and have sex with whoever thay want at any time such as with them … Continue reading

More Email From the Tea Party or: Was Trayvon Martin a Gang Banging Tattooed Killer

I am a proud member of the Florida Tea Party, as well as a devowt Christian to.I am absolutely one hundred per cent sure that this boy Trayvan Martian attacked this upstanding civil cervant George Zinnerman in my heart.   I just did a experiment with my boy out in the back yard. I sent … Continue reading

Immagrints Are the Cause (#2 in the series; “Email from the Tea Party”)

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now.   These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on … Continue reading

Another in the Series “Email From the Tea-Party” or: “Erectile” Redux

I am sorry, but I just keep on hearing the word erectile in so many of our TV commershals these days that I am just all fit to be tied up. I am a growed 51 year old woman but I do not need to hear erectile this and erectile that and erectile all over … Continue reading

This Koch’s For You (Are Fucked!) Or: No Payroll Tax Break or Unemployment Checks For You Unless There’s Oil For Them

The Koch brothers greedy and vile Own the Tea Party gang rank and file The pipeline’s their goal And to get it they’d roll Every family – man, woman, and child   So they shoved Keystone oil in the bill And if they don’t get it they’ll kill Our tax break, our checks We can … Continue reading