I was ironing and starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager and I heared on the TV that they was giving awards out to grannies and so we definatly wanted to see that for sure. So we tuned into the Granny Awards show on the TV and I just want to say that I do not know why they think these people, and I use this word loosy, are grannies when they are a lot of G-dless gays in make-up and whatnot pransing around screaming at the top of there lungs.
This is tipical gay proper gander to list this as a granny award show to get people to tune it in and be turned gay. We watched a hole half hour and if these people are grannies then I am not. That’s all I just wanted to say about it except then there is this lady person who they showed and they said they was gaga about her but alls I saw was someone who looked like she had a pair of drapes over her face as far as I can see. And is she some kind of Inglish lady person? And then they said they had someone from mars – and his name was Bruno. Now I did not just fall off the turnip truck and you can call me dum but I am sure that there is no germans on mars and we don’t have nobody from mars here also unless we now do. My hubbie didn’t believe he was from mars neether. Althuogh this fella did a lot of yelling and jumping around like he didn’t like our air so I guess maybe he is. And I assked all my friends and neighbors what is foo and why do these people want to fight it? And none of them know neether to.
Anyway this was sure not about any grannys I know and I am sore that we wasted a hole half hour trying to figger out what the heck they was all saying and why they were all up there jumping and screaming like they was. Hubbie said maybe it was some sort of singing. We liked the prayer part thuogh but I think all a lot of them was asking for was to get on the TV which is why they was all praying for I am sure. But that’s the only part we liked. We changed the channel to watch Cops.
Plus P.S. this is why we all must got to vote for Rick Santorum to teech them heathen east coast and west coast TV eleets in there pen houses a good oncet and for all lessun or else Mitt Romney or Newt whichever to.
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