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250 + LBS OF ROTTING GARBAGE STUFFED INTO A BLUE SUIT or: YOU CAN’T SHINE SHIT!

Donald J. Trump is without doubt the most foul of earth’s creatures. To call him a pig is to demean a most smart and noble animal. This monstrous creep is the end result of years, decades, of selective Republican inbreeding. Years of homophobia, years of xenophobia, years of assaults on women’s rights, years of dog-whistle … Continue reading

LEARNING OUR A B C’s

The evangelicals who remain steadfast in their unflagging support for Donald Trump despite his demonstrably manifest unfitness for the Presidency – or any other position in any government – are people who should now be referred to as The A B C’s, The American Bullshit Christians. The tortured logic exhibited by these bible thumping hypocrites … Continue reading

EVANGELICALS STAND BY THEIR MAN

  Morris, Alabama, Nov. 9 – Pastor Furlin J. Duddy commented today in the wake of the newly released incendiary audio of the Republican candidate for President Donald J. Trump. Pastor Duddy, the head of The Alabama Evangelical Pastors for Trump said; “it is quite obvious to all of us devout evangelicals that Mr. Trump’s … Continue reading

AN OPEN LETTER TO MILLENNIALS – SOME OF WHOM APPEAR TO BE NOT THAT BRIGHT…

…And whose vote for Gary Johnson could possibly get Donald J. Trump elected to the Presidency of this country. Johnson, a man who had never heard of Aleppo – he said he thought it was “an acronym” – and who couldn’t name a single world leader he admired, oh, wait – he did manage to … Continue reading

THE “UNDECIDEDS”

From the New York Times; Today’s America is so deeply polarized that it can be hard to imagine there are people who are really not sure whether they want to vote for President Trump or his Democratic rival. It grieves and saddens me no end that the fate of our beloved country, as well as … Continue reading

BEHOLD: THE DONALD’S HUGE DUMP

  Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey jaundiced yellow and … Continue reading