I dunno…if all these idiots keep shooting each other what do I haffta do to stay on the front pages – kill someone?…golf tomorrow?…I gotta call my Beijing factory…hmm. – the killing does keep people from thinking about my tax returns…maybe I should pick Gingrich? He’s a real loser…I dunno…I’ll have a nice t-bone … Continue reading
New York – In the wake of a lawsuit brought against Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes by ex-anchor Gretchen Carlson alleging sex for promotion, Fox executives closed ranks in a furious defense of their chairman. Ailes was a former media consultant for Republican presidents Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H.W. Bush, and for … Continue reading
WOW! WHAT A TREMENDOUS CROWD! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Crooked Hillary me me me me me me me me me me me Pocahontas Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Chuck Todd I I I I I … Continue reading
Mr Barking, My good friend Bud Schlemmel over thare in Provo Utaw sent me a copy of the letter he has wrote you and I think he have been way way to easy on you. I think you are very miss guided and it is oblivious to me you do not watch Fox News or … Continue reading
Mr Barking, a good friend of me in Provo Utah who’s name I do not wish to diverge sent me one of yore articals and wen I read it I about near chokked on my chicken fried bacon that my wives been cookin in the same yummy greece for 17 yeers. I am in cumpleat … Continue reading
Washington D.C. – House Republicans swarmed into their chamber in the early morning hour of 3:30 to cast a vote on new ultra-stringent gun laws after one of their members, House Republican Tea Party member Dwayne Elwood Purdy of Missouri was shot at and wounded at 2:45 AM last night outside the Vivacious Vixens … Continue reading