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ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY – “PUZZLED” SECTION

I am a prowd Tea Party member from Mississippi and I will be prowdly casting my ballet for the grate Donald J Trump as the Prezident of the United States of America this fall in the elecshun for Prezident. However I must say I am puzzeled by one thing Mr Trump keeps saying. And that … Continue reading

THE SHRILL- NESS OF VICTIMIZING, THE AGONY OF DE FEET IN THE MOUTH, THE STENCH OF BULLSHIT!

As of this writing 78 percent of all of Trump’s fact-checked claims have been scored “mostly false” or worse. And, 60 percent of that number have been rated “pants-on-fire lies! This is taking the art of bullshitting to hitherto unseen historic heights. Well, maybe Herodotus – known as “the father of lies” – may have … Continue reading

AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP FROM ADOLF HITLER

Herr Trump, or should Ich be callink you Herr Drumpf… Vee hadt zem you dummkopf! Alles uff zese morons in your pocket vere! Aber, vass eine really lousy scheisse vould-be diktator you haff turned out to be. Bitte, let me giff to you der first lesson in dictatorink ja? Dictatorink vun-oh-vun! Ja? YOU HAFF TO … Continue reading

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

I just finiched watchin the Republican convention on the recorder thing (im a littel behind) and then I just finiched watchin the democrat convention on the recorder thing to.) There is no comparin between the too because the democrats are a meen insultin bunch who do not give a dam. Whare ass the Republicans are … Continue reading

GOD SUES TRUMP!

Attorneys for God today filed a mega-billion dollar lawsuit against Donald Trump and various co- defendants. The suit alleges slander, libel, defamation of character, endangering one’s health – and well-being – and causing painful and prolonged agita. Besides Mr. Trump, the additional co-defendants named in the suit are; The Republican Party, The RNC, the Republicans … Continue reading

A PEEK INTO OUR FUTURE IF…

Washington D.C. – The class-action lawsuit brought by the 12,750 Mexican laborers who built President Donald Trump’s wall dragged on into its third year and will be taken up by The Supreme Court next month. The suit charges President Trump with failure to pay any of the workers the wages they earned for their years’ … Continue reading