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MORE EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

I am a pritty inteligent Trump supporter – “make America grate again” – and I would really like to know why it is such a terrible thing for our grate President to make a tweet dig at someone like this nutjob Gretta Thunberg. Ooh, they say, how could he do that to someone whose on … Continue reading

TRUMP AND BARR ANNOUNCED AS NEW SPOKESMEN

New York, Oct. 27, 2019 – Donald Trump and William Barr have been named as the new co-spokesmen for Banana Republic. Brad Flabber, the Executive Vice-President in charge of all Banana Republic advertising for polos, shorts, and underwear, today made the announcement at the Banana Republic Factory on 34th Street and Fifth Avenue.  “The new … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE

  Let me tell you people that when Mr. President Trump says that what this here democrat party is doing to him is a lynching that he is sure right about it because I know a lynching when I see one. I am 92 years young and a true son of the Confederacy having growed … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE

Who the H E duoble hockey sticks do you think you are Barking wherever the fuck you are to be makeing fun of such a grate man such as Donald Trump all the time. He is grater then anyone and certianly more then you. I am not no dummy and I graduated at the top … Continue reading

ODE TO THE VILE

This lout This boor This fetid spoor This blight upon our land This stench This stain This abiding shame This fear by hate speech fanned The fat The white Repellant sight Of opulence and greed Their first of acts Repeal roll-backs For borrowers in need ‘O pompous grotesque oafish braggart Take that thumb you raise … Continue reading

NOBODY…I REPEAT, NOBODY…KNEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN!

…Certainly not Donald Trump. And certainly no “people in high places” such as the  many other powerful men, including numerous prominent American politicians, powerful business executives, foreign presidents, a well-known prime minister, and other world leaders.”  When a reporter pointed out that Trump is quoted as saying; “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. … Continue reading