So, if we Tea Party folk are so all-fired terrible then how is it we have as our leader one of the biggest movie stars in the world — or hadn’t you heard? Does your liberal-socialist-democrat party have such a huge star leading it? I admit that Hollywood is a nest of commie-socialist-liberal pinkos, but … Continue reading
The members of GOOBER (Guns: Our Ordained Blessed Earthly Right) marched on Washington yesterday. Brandishing various assault rifles and semi-automatic handguns, thousands of GOOBERS descended upon our nation’s capitol to demand understanding for people who slaughter other people in shooting sprees. “Whut we are askin’ fer is jes’ some common coitesy. We have been vilifahd … Continue reading
The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading
Hello? Ted? Paul? Michele? Rand? Eric? John? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Joey again, Joey Goebbels. (listens) Ja, I know ve haven’t spoken in a coon’s age hahaha – Ich leibe zat line. So vhat’s it been…a year, a year und a half? As I alvays say; time flies vhen you’re fucking mit people’s … Continue reading
On Monday, October first, in a concerted midnight strike the Republican Air Force bombed every major city in the USA. Flying above heavy flak the Republicans decimated city after city with precise pattern bombing. Today they issued a statement saying in part; “They made us do it. It had to be … Continue reading
In an exclusive interview last evening on MSNBC-TV’s Rachel Maddow Show President Barack Obama came out strongly in favor of breathing. Said The President: “Breathing is one of the most important and productive things we can all do – it costs nothing and keeps us alive, I myself am breathing right now as I speak … Continue reading