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MEMBER OF GUN LOBBY DEFENDS GUN LAWS OR: A STUDY IN SHEER EXASPERATION

A member of the gun lobby who asked to remain anonymous spoke to our Barking in the Dark reporter today about the latest mass killings in Orlando Florida. Our Reporter: “In light of this latest tragedy do you still defend the N.R.A.’s continued blockage of more stringent gun laws – especially as they pertain to … Continue reading

TRUMP OUTRAGED BY LATEST MASS SHOOTING

NEW YORK – An anonymous source close to the Trump organization has told Barking in the Dark that Donald Trump is “seething with anger” at the news out of Orlando Florida that a mass shooting of unprecedented violence has taken his name and face off of the front pages of newspapers and TV news networks. … Continue reading

WHEN NAZI DON SPEAKS…

When Nazi Don speaks His hateful spew reeks Of Hitler and der Weimar When Jews in ghettoes wore stars And Germans were convinced To blame their immigrants And mobs would search each street For Jews that they could beat And Gypsies and Slavs would hide Scared to death to be seen outside And Hitler and … Continue reading

NAZI DON (AND HIS CHINESE SUITS AND TIES)

Hey Nazi Don whatchya got on One of your suits made in China? It sure looks like shit But it surely does fit A phony ass clothing designah   For you it’s ideal because it ain’t real It’s certainly just as synthetic A hunnert per cent schlock Like the rest of your stock And that … Continue reading

NAZI DON’S M.O.

  By now it should be obvious – Herr Nazi Don’s M.O He says these insane things and watches the newsies go “My god – he really said that? And he doubles down the rave And his fat face fills the TV screens and that is his “yuge” crave   He has no care for … Continue reading

ODE TO TRUMP PART 2 (SIEG HEIL NAZI DON)

Since he lies and calls all his foes names I’m proposing we all do the same And since he is quick to profess Immigrants are to blame – and the press I say we say he’s born in Bonn And start calling him Herr Nazi Don Trump you lying pandering shit Whose lies are custom … Continue reading