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McConnell you dried up old tortoise You’ll be sorry you didn’t abort us We’re comin’ for you An’ your boy Donnie too And each House member to Supreme court us And Graham you self-righteous twit You self-serving cock-sucking git You and your gangs Will soon face the fangs Of the women repulsed by your shit … Continue reading
Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading
Other than upturning it and leaving it completely empty there is only one satisfactory way to drive bad water out of a vessel. Good water must be poured in to replace the bad. Our country is a vessel. We have been sailing on it together in safety for 242 years. Passengers together. Sometimes … Continue reading
Dateline; Leavenworth Ks. 8/28/18. Congressional Republicans today passed the most sweeping prison reform bill in the history of this country. Two hundred and seventy seven Republicans, (out of the two hundred eighty seven total Republicans in Congress) who are now incarcerated for anywhere from 30 years to life for treason, today voted unanimously for … Continue reading
I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading
May I reprise this – with a slight re-write: Originally Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 18, 2011 ⋅ But certainly more relevant today: Hitler Throws Helmet in Ring as Republican Candidate for President: “Why accept a pale imitation? I VILL VIN!!” Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels, that he would be … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 