Mr Barking, My good friend Bud Schlemmel over thare in Provo Utaw sent me a copy of the letter he has wrote you and I think he have been way way to easy on you. I think you are very miss guided and it is oblivious to me you do not watch Fox News or … Continue reading
Mr Barking, a good friend of me in Provo Utah who’s name I do not wish to diverge sent me one of yore articals and wen I read it I about near chokked on my chicken fried bacon that my wives been cookin in the same yummy greece for 17 yeers. I am in cumpleat … Continue reading
So, as it turns out, Donald Trump Jr. the eldest son of “The Donald,” who is probably the world’s biggest schmuck, is as big a swindling parasitic creep as his dear old papa. Trump Jr., who enjoys killing endangered animals such as elephants, leopards, tigers and cape buffaloes for “sport,” as it also turns out, … Continue reading
Washington D.C. – House Republicans swarmed into their chamber in the early morning hour of 3:30 to cast a vote on new ultra-stringent gun laws after one of their members, House Republican Tea Party member Dwayne Elwood Purdy of Missouri was shot at and wounded at 2:45 AM last night outside the Vivacious Vixens … Continue reading
( Apropos: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are now tied in Ohio!) I am a prowd member of the Ohio branche of The Ohio Tea Party in Ohio and as such as I am I need to tell you Mr Barking that yuo are a idiot. Mr Donald Trump is a Americn idle and will … Continue reading
Narcissus saw his own reflection in the water of a pool and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus lost his will to live. He stared at his reflection until he died. Donald Trump is so enamored with the sound of his … Continue reading