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Mitch McConnell

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THE BALLAD OF THE HOUSE JUDICIARY REPUBLICANS

McConnell you dried up old tortoise You’ll be sorry you didn’t abort us We’re comin’ for you An’ your boy Donnie too And each House member to Supreme court us And Graham you self-righteous twit You self-serving cock-sucking git You and your gangs Will soon face the fangs Of the women repulsed by your shit … Continue reading

WHAT WE MUST NOW DO

Michelle Obama’s “When they go low we go high” might be a message to live by if the opponent only hit us below the belt one or two times. The Republican Party has been hitting the American people below the belt for the last eighty plus years – ever since they were against Social Security … Continue reading

INSANE “OPEN CARRY” FIASCO AT SITE OF REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

Cleveland – In an unprecedented and certainly avoidable tragedy today in Ohio, an “Open Carry” State, heavily armed members of Tea Party for Trump, Hell’s Angels for Trump and Bikers for Trump and some 3,000 other armed Trump supporters who were gathered outside the Quicken Loans Arena, site of the 2016 Republican Convention, engaged in … Continue reading

FINALLY!

Here is the way                             The  Republicans play They piss in the stream without care Then they go to the well And scream bloody hell When they cannot find clean water there   Finally, we have the adoption Of the GOP feared … Continue reading

VALUES VOTERS MEET IN WASHINGTON or: MOMMY, I’M A’SCARED OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading

Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters

Hello? Ted? Paul? Michele? Rand? Eric? John? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Joey again, Joey Goebbels. (listens) Ja, I know ve haven’t spoken in a coon’s age hahaha – Ich leibe zat line. So vhat’s it been…a year, a year und a half? As I alvays say; time flies vhen you’re fucking mit people’s … Continue reading