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TRUMP AND PALIN: TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME! OR: IOWA, WHY’RE YA?

      You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.”   When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun   I’m sick of all your … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading

BERNIE SANDERS: MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

We can not allow a Semite as our Prezident who therefore is related to them there Arab people and therefore to terrerists like them that is bomming things up to make us all afrade. He is obviusly not a Christain as we are who woold only bomm them thats deserves it like them Iranis and … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading

Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading