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In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover their complete lack of concern for anybody other than themselves. How these most base, least logical, most self-righteous, and most stupid, of all of my earth’s creatures weaseled their way into my creation is beyond me. My wife LaKeesha and I are continually disgusted by their complete lack of empathy for any of the other life forms that inhabit the earth, and by their total disregard for the health of this beautiful planet, or for any scientific fact – which, ironically, scientifically proves they are all morons.” She then went back to fooling around with LaKeesha – and their new strap-on.
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You sound like one a them pot-smokin’ hippies who would deny obvious facts, such as that a woman who is a rape victim is less likely to conceive because her body is going to put up some sort of natural defense against it.
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Posted by trailertrashdeluxe | August 30, 2012, 8:20 pmbusted. thanks trailer. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2012, 8:48 pmThe prodigal son returns, with his classic wit and seriousness.
Like they say, Mother Nature has its way of warning and paying back.
Its great to read your stuff, and good luck with the score.
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | August 27, 2012, 10:17 amthanks Don. i appreciate the luck too. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2012, 8:48 pmExcellent! Well said!
I have only one question – if she knows all that was, is and will be, how exactly is it a “new” strapon?
Other than that, brilliant, and great to see you, Tony. Hope all is going well.
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Posted by El Guapo | August 27, 2012, 9:54 amthanks EG, all is well – hope ur well. continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2012, 8:58 pmI think they used tapeworms. They wrapped themselves around another, less dangerous parasite and sneaked into creation that way…
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Posted by the urban misanthropist | August 27, 2012, 5:41 amyes UM, i think i maligned all the noble weasels everywhere… thanks, continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2012, 8:59 pmStanding on seat, jumping up and down screaming “more more more”
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Posted by Valentine Logar | August 27, 2012, 3:27 amthanks Val, i do appreciate the screaming. 🙂 continue…
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Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2012, 9:00 pmI love it! God is everything the GOP hates – excellent!!!! I’ve so missed you, Tony. I hope you return soon to stay.
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Posted by Michelle at Motley News | August 26, 2012, 11:23 pmthank you sweetheart. now in process of recording show score, but couldn’t resist the delicious irony of it all. will be back soon-ish…just not yet. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | August 27, 2012, 1:19 amBravo! Bravo! Encore….
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Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | August 26, 2012, 9:24 pmthanks Jots, i appreciate the props. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | August 27, 2012, 1:20 am*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
Bravo!
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Posted by k8edid | August 26, 2012, 7:06 pmKate, thanks so much for the clap. 🙂 continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | August 27, 2012, 1:22 amI think this is supposed to be satire, but I can’t tell which political side you’re attacking.
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Posted by Kurt | August 26, 2012, 4:26 pmfunny. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | August 26, 2012, 4:34 pm