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Jobs? What Jobs? The Gays are Lurking Behind Every Bush Just Waiting to Jump on our Bodies

I-BLOW, or Iowans Behind Laws Outlawing Whatever, numbering some 1,000 evangelical voters strong, will be “flocking” to Des Moines Iowa new years day for a forum to discuss what are – no doubt – the two issues uppermost in all American voters minds, namely, a woman’s right to choose, and the gay “problem.” All the … Continue reading

FINALLY!

Here is the way                             The  Republicans play They piss in the stream without care Then they go to the well And scream bloody hell When they cannot find clean water there   Finally, we have the adoption Of the GOP feared … Continue reading

RAND PAUL ACCUSED OF PLAGIARISM

Senator Rand Paul told reporters today that when he wrote the line “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, must repeal Obamacare…” he had no idea that all of that sentence with the exception of the last three words was from The United … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF JOHN BOEHNER – AGENT ORANGE

Widdle Johnny Boehner Weaks water wike a stwainer A dwinker and a weeper Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er) In thrall to all tea baggers And neo-conmen naggers He cannot make his mind up But must care if we wind up Broke and too disabled To put bread on the table Yet seems much … Continue reading

MORE MAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So, if we Tea Party folk are so all-fired terrible then how is it we have as our leader one of the biggest movie stars in the world —  or  hadn’t you heard? Does your liberal-socialist-democrat party have such a huge star leading it? I admit that Hollywood is a nest of commie-socialist-liberal pinkos, but … Continue reading

GOOBERS MARCH ON WASHINGTON

The members of GOOBER (Guns: Our Ordained Blessed Earthly Right) marched on Washington yesterday. Brandishing various assault rifles and semi-automatic handguns, thousands of GOOBERS descended upon our nation’s capitol to demand understanding for people who slaughter other people in shooting sprees. “Whut we are askin’ fer is jes’ some common coitesy. We have been vilifahd … Continue reading