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So, as it turns out, Donald Trump Jr. the eldest son of “The Donald,” who is probably the world’s biggest schmuck, is as big a swindling parasitic creep as his dear old papa. Trump Jr., who enjoys killing endangered animals such as elephants, leopards, tigers and cape buffaloes for “sport,” as it also turns out, … Continue reading
Washington D.C. – House Republicans swarmed into their chamber in the early morning hour of 3:30 to cast a vote on new ultra-stringent gun laws after one of their members, House Republican Tea Party member Dwayne Elwood Purdy of Missouri was shot at and wounded at 2:45 AM last night outside the Vivacious Vixens … Continue reading
Pond ‘O Puke, Hades – In a hastily assembled press conference today at his mansion by The Lake of Fire in Hell’s most exclusive gated community Pond ‘O Puke, and with his wife Ethel at his side, Lucifer, Lord of the underworld, angrily disavowed any suggestion that he was as evil as Ted Cruz. “I … Continue reading
Co-sponsored by Reps. Harley Ray Smoot of Alabama and Joanne Emmerich of Idaho, the Clutch Roots Of Mate And Go act or CRO-MAG, was passed in The House today by a vote of 247 to 188. The 247 ayes being all Republicans and the 188 nays being all Democrats and Progressives. Said Representative Smoot afterwards; … Continue reading
Today, at the most prestigious wine tasting event of the year, VinItaly, the largest wine trade show in the world, which features over 150,000 annual visitors from 210 countries, 4,000 exhibitors, 2,600 journalists from 46 countries, and thousands of buyers from North America, Europe, Asia, Oceania, Africa and Latin America and featuring highly acclaimed wines … Continue reading
House Tea Party Republicans were unanimous in their accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton was primarily responsible for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941. Said Republican Tea Party Caucus member Congressman Arlo C. Throop of Sheep Dip, Montana; “she never said a word about this terrible thing happening…nothing. And, I and my … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 