I just finiched watchin the Republican convention on the recorder thing (im a littel behind) and then I just finiched watchin the democrat convention on the recorder thing to.) There is no comparin between the too because the democrats are a meen insultin bunch who do not give a dam. Whare ass the Republicans are … Continue reading
Attorneys for God today filed a mega-billion dollar lawsuit against Donald Trump and various co- defendants. The suit alleges slander, libel, defamation of character, endangering one’s health – and well-being – and causing painful and prolonged agita. Besides Mr. Trump, the additional co-defendants named in the suit are; The Republican Party, The RNC, the Republicans … Continue reading
Washington D.C. – The class-action lawsuit brought by the 12,750 Mexican laborers who built President Donald Trump’s wall dragged on into its third year and will be taken up by The Supreme Court next month. The suit charges President Trump with failure to pay any of the workers the wages they earned for their years’ … Continue reading
Cleveland – In an unprecedented and certainly avoidable tragedy today in Ohio, an “Open Carry” State, heavily armed members of Tea Party for Trump, Hell’s Angels for Trump and Bikers for Trump and some 3,000 other armed Trump supporters who were gathered outside the Quicken Loans Arena, site of the 2016 Republican Convention, engaged in … Continue reading
I dunno…if all these idiots keep shooting each other what do I haffta do to stay on the front pages – kill someone?…golf tomorrow?…I gotta call my Beijing factory…hmm. – the killing does keep people from thinking about my tax returns…maybe I should pick Gingrich? He’s a real loser…I dunno…I’ll have a nice t-bone … Continue reading
New York – In the wake of a lawsuit brought against Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes by ex-anchor Gretchen Carlson alleging sex for promotion, Fox executives closed ranks in a furious defense of their chairman. Ailes was a former media consultant for Republican presidents Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H.W. Bush, and for … Continue reading