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FETUSES MUST PAY TAXES!

By an overwhelming margin of 92 to 8 the all-male Republican-led Senate today passed the bill mandating that all fetuses must file a tax return. Every Republican Senator voted for the bill while the 8 female Democratic Senators from New York, California, Massachusetts, Hawaii and Vermont voted nay. The Democratic members were then arrested as … Continue reading

I AM LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT HAS TRULY GONE INSANE

Forty percent of the citizens in this country will now vote for a party that stands behind a law that says a woman raped by a serial killer must carry the resulting pregnancy to term. A woman raped by an escaped mental patient must give birth to that baby. A woman battered and raped by … Continue reading

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM MAGA NATION

Contrary to all the phony “emails” you post, I am quite inteligent. I voted for President Trump and will do so again in 2024. However, I fail to understand why I am hearing that CPAC is hungry? I thought we had a huge war chest of cash from all our wealthy donors. I myself have … Continue reading

MAGA EMAIL

Get use too it my Barking frend. Americas gratest Presidant Donald J. Trump will be Presidant agian! Period full stop suck on that!  Thare can not be no grater man that me and my missus woud want to brake bread with and she makes the meanest skwirral stew that i know he woud love so … Continue reading

AND NOW THE DEMOCRATS MUST…

The Democrats MUST now bust out a no-holds-barred concerted effort in West Virginia and Arizona with the sole purpose of convincing the Democratic voters in these states to flood the offices of both Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema with calls and emails demanding they vote for the infrastructure bill. And, to let them know that … Continue reading

IT IS NOW OR NEVER.

The Democrats and Joe Biden must now use the budget reconciliation process to get around the filibuster. If not, the Republicans will turn this country into a Fascist’s wet dream. They have already enacted laws that will prevent hundreds of thousands of people from voting. They have put an arrow into the faint but still … Continue reading